Spy Academy 2 (one slot open!)

Essie, who had Blue in submission, rounded a corner where Felix (a member of the tech team with Clair) was waiting.

"shit!" Felix said something to Essie in code and they continued down the H***. "Where are you taking us?"
"You'll see." Felix replied.
"lettuce leaf!"
"never."

Blue shrugged
"Hopefully they're taking us to the cure, pudding, and some shoelaces..."

"actually I wouldn't mind puddi-" Essie said.

"SHUT UP!!" Felix ordered

"UGH! Why does this keep happening?" Anna whined as she saw Clair and Blue dissappear down the halls.
"I`m guessing that this is also normal?" Richie said.
"Yup," Anna groaned. She started to step out of the room.
"Anna! Are you crazy?!" Richie hissed, holding her back.
"Will ya let me do my job if I let you come with me?" Anna retorted.
"Fine. But if you`re anywhere farther than a foot away from me, I swear- "
"For the hundreth time, relax!" Anna whispered. Nothing more was said as they both silently followed them from a distance.

They walked in silenceuntil Essie began wailing Jonas brothers songs. "OOWOH! This Is A SOS-"


"SHUT UP!" shouted Felix...

Caio bounded up behind them and wrote on her hand "You weren't REALLY going to leave me to die of boredom all by myself were you?"

Essie shreiked "DON'T WANNA SECOND GU-"

"SHUT THE F**** UP ESSIE!" shouted Felix, loud enough to call attention to them.

((dude, your trashing my plan))

Felix kept oin going, he walked faster and faster until he reached room #8765 he went in and opened a large trap door, beneath it was the toxic-pudding-flooded basement. He tied a rope around Clair's ankles and attached the other end to a metal ring on the trap door. He pushed her in. She thought she would land in the toxic pudding, she braced herself for impact...But the rope stopped her, she was hanging ten feet above the pudding....After awhile she got bored so she started singing:

(One Week by Barenaked Ladies)
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said "I'm angry"
five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me"
three days since the living room
realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
yesterday you'd forgiven me
But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
Youll think youre looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like leann rimes
Because Im all about value
Bert kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
Id like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then youll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous, youll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of gal who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy
Five days since you tackled me
Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees
Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday youd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry

Chickity china the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin x-files with no lights on, were dans la maison
I hope the smoking mans in this one
Like harrison ford Im getting frantic
Like sting Im tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I dont make films
But if I did theyd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my
Irons arent always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with sailor moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of gal who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

Its been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Birchmount stadium, home of the robbie

Essie walked past the pudding room and opened a closet loaded with shoelaces, and shoved Blue in.

"Fine, you can come, Cairo," Anna groaned. Two babysitters? Honestly!
They all walked into the room Clair and Blue were being held hostage.
"Richie, you get Clair, and Cairo, you get Blue. I`ll distract them. Go."
"I said- "
"Listen to me this time!" Anna hissed. "Now go!"
Richie hestitate, but then went.
Anna had taken little time figuring out how to make enough of a scene to distract them. She moved around some of the clutter in the room, far enough from Cairo and Richie for them to be unseen. "WHOOPS!" Anna said loudly. Please come to get me, Anna thought.

Blue attempted to kick the door open.

Cairo flipped onto the shoelace cabnet, she accidently pushed off a lamp, but she caught it before she hit the ground.

Clair thought she might as well make use of her predicament, she started doing sit ups.

Richie got a ladder and slowly climbed up to where Clair was.
"Okay, how do I do this without dropping you? I`m guessing you`ll know better how to do this," Richie said, looking first at her bonds and then at the pudding.

Anna pretended to lose her footing and stopped right in front of Felix and Essie.
"Hello," she said in a faked nervous voice.

((Clair is hanging from a trap door above the basement....))

((Okay! Whatever! Just, for once, PRETEND I get any of this!))

Essie didn't here a thing. She was still Wailing "THIS IS THE BOTTOM LINE, IT"S TRUE!!!!!"

"Well, for one, I can get up by myself if you cut the ropes on my wrists.."

Blue kicked the door even more....darn...it was locked fro the inside.......

Cairo looked around..oh, over there..CROWBAR!

"Okay, then..." Richie said. He took out his pocketknife and cut loose her wrists. "Alright, I`m guessing you can take it from there..." Richie said.

Anna blew out a sigh, then threw a broken lamp at Essie and hit her.
"Whoops!" Anna said. She said it with as much sarcasm as she wanted to.

Clair climbed up the rope once shae was at the top she untied the ropes around her ankles.

Essie, oblivious was in her own little world, as had been asured by the poision Essie had slipped her.....

((Poison she slipped who?))
"Oh, for crying out loud..." Anna said.
((Make Felix do something!))

gah, totally got that wrong...blue poisoned Essie somehow.....

((Oh!))

Anna shook her head and beckoned over Richie, Cairo, Clair, and Blue. ((They`ve escaped, if you forgot.)) They all got out of the room quickly.
"Essie`s a bit of an airhead, if you haven`t noticed..." Anna muttered.