Shadowsickness Second Generation (Needs Lava)

((Kay!))

yup yup yup. now what? errg, Siri is bugging me...

((Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............................))

((roar.))

"YOU ALL LOOK HERE!" Josh yelled "I don't care if you all die. I don't give a F***ing sh*t. Now, go kill Crystal and live your life as happy little orphan christian kids. She's in the news building downtown, shoo." Then he left.
"Crabb-y!" Drake whistled under his breath
"Yes, sir." X nodded, and began to walk down the street. To downtown. Maybe if I seem brave Lilac will like me?

Siri sighed. "sure. let's go kill someone. great. Bye Teacher Josh." she said quietly. ((wait. were you being rude with the whole 'teacher josh' thing?
Siri: no. he WAS sortof our teacher. i was just takeing note of that.. but wait... eh. wasted effort now. like he'd care. oh, why'd i bother?
Lily: aww. because you are (slightly) trying to be nice.
Siri: no point. it gets you nothing.
Lily: not true.
Siri: pfft. you are doubtful. i can tell.
Lily: .....most of the time.
Siri: exactly.

(("Imma go scream at kids to get off my lawn." - Josh, lol))

Nick looked outside and sighed. "Shall we go then?"

Drake sighed and said under his breath "Wont X ever understand that Lilac will NEVER, EVER like him?" he emanated anger and jealousy, causing X to get sick to his stomach.

Nick turned around. "What?"

Drake smiled wryly "Nothing!" he said in a sing-songy voice.
"I think I heard what he said. And I don't like it." X snapped. Something roared, people ran past, screaming their heads off. X laughed "What's so scary?"
"You are So going to hell for laughing at scared people."
"Why?"
"L-look what they're scared of..." Drake pointed to a huge, hairy beast. It had horns the size of giant party hats, and eyes as big as monster truck wheels. It roared again, stomping its large, hairy foot and cracking the oily asphalt.
"Oh sh*t." X's eyes widened "Think happy thoughts..." he muttered to himself "Happy thoughts..."

Nick stared wide eyed at the thing.
"What now...?"

((paused until those people who aren't named Zoe post))

((lol))
Siri sighed. "lead on. let's go kill the person, possible make Josh even more miserable by doing so, but saving quite possibly most humanity by doing so. but really, who cares? let's just go on with this so we can get back to whatever boring lives that we had." she said under her breath.

X began to hum, he thought he was humming quietly, but the world could hear the tune of 'Love Story' coming from his general direction. each note hit the unexpecting...thing...hard. When the song was over, X looked up and opened his before tightly-closed eyelids.
"It's...dead?"
"Taylor Swift?" Drake asked, coughing to disguise his laughter. X turned as red as his spiked mohawk.
"wh-what?"
"You were humming a Taylor Swift song." Drake couldn't hold it in any longer. He burst into tears he laughed so hard "ohmahgawd...ohmahgawd.." he mumbled betwwen giggles. Lilac smiled, her smile was so pretty and sweet and innocent it just made X blush more.
"I like that song." Lilac added.
"Apparently..So does he! HAH!" X bit his lip and glared at the histerical boy with dark blue hair.

"wow." Siri said, tempted to eyeroll, but refrained.


((great, Lapras, REPEAT! great, lapras!))